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Subway morons

by Larry Greenly » Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:55 am

Last Tuesday around midnight a local Subway store was broken into and its cash stolen.

Sequence of events:

1. Two Subway employees were fired for bad work habits.

2. A couple of nights later, the store was broken into.

3. The owner reviewed the surveillance tape, which showed:

A. Two individuals entering the back door, wearing hoods and hats.
B. One immediately goes to alarm and shuts it off by punching in code.
C. They clean out money and exit the store.
D. One individual returns, punches in alarm code to reset the alarm.

4. They returned the next day to collect their paychecks.

5. The owner, a bail bondsman, recognized the two.

6. Owner slapped on handcuffs on them & turned them over to police.

Question: Between the timing coincidence, using a copy of a key to enter, knowing the alarm code, looking like the perps in the surveillance film, and coming back for their paychecks, where did the morons screw up? :?
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Re: Subway morons

by Gary Barlettano » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:19 am

Larry Greenly wrote:Question: Between the timing coincidence, using a copy of a key to enter, knowing the alarm code, looking like the perps in the surveillance film, and coming back for their paychecks, where did the morons screw up? :?


It's the school system, Larry. Crooks used to be a lot smarter.
And now what?
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Re: Subway morons

by Randy Buckner » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:20 am

The owner is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed since he did not change the alarm code.
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Re: Subway morons

by James Roscoe » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:40 am

Gary Barlettano wrote:
Larry Greenly wrote:Question: Between the timing coincidence, using a copy of a key to enter, knowing the alarm code, looking like the perps in the surveillance film, and coming back for their paychecks, where did the morons screw up? :?


It's the school system, Larry. Crooks used to be a lot smarter.


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