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Bill Spohn
He put the 'bar' in 'barrister'
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:31 pm
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Peter May
Pinotage Advocate
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Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:24 am
Snorbens, England
.Also known as mincemeat or Christmas pie, mince pie is a widely popular and historical holiday dessert
Despite its name, most modern mincemeat pies are meatless. Traditionally, mince pies were made of shredded beef or mutton, suet, dried fruit, and spices.
Interestingly, the pies used to be oblongly shaped to represent a manger, although most mince pies served today are circular.
Then I grew up and moved to England, where I discovered an entirely different kind of Christmas – a Christmas that was fascinating, full of surprises, drenched in centuries of tradition and wholly bewildering all at once – as most things in Britain are if you are foreign.
Nearly everything about it was new to me. I had never heard of Boxing Day, though I warmed to the concept immediately. I had never pulled a Christmas cracker – didn’t know that such things existed – and so had never worn a paper hat on Christmas Day or enjoyed the rich humour of an English cracker riddle or watched grown people scramble with something approaching violence to claim a plastic trinket as if it were a rare jewel.
I had never heard Santa Claus described as Father Christmas or attended a Christmas pantomime. I had never eaten a mince pie, and – I will be frank with you – for the first five or six seconds of my first one, I rather wished that I still hadn’t. But then a strange sense of joy and rapture washed over me, and I realised that mince pies are divine.
You must understand that where I come from, a foodstuff cannot properly be considered delicious unless it is about the size of a cannonball and is either deep-fried and drowning in melted cheese and jalapeño peppers or made of thick molten chocolate and topped with a mountain of whipped cream and caramel sauce, or possibly all of those things at the same time.
And here was a treat so modest that you could hold it in the palm of your hand and which was filled with nothing but a shiny brown goo that rather brought to mind something pulled from a clogged drain. And yet it was delicious. What a thrilling discovery.
I turned to the kindly young woman who had just presented me with this delectable surprise. Though she didn’t yet know it, she would be spending the next 50 or so Christmases with me.
“But I thought mince was meat,” I said in some perplexity.
“It is,” she agreed.
“Well, if I am completely honest with you, I don’t taste any meat in this.”
“That’s because there’s no meat in it.”
“Ah – just like a British Rail ham sandwich!” I cried, thinking I was beginning to understand this strange country at last.
Everything was like this — fascinating and confusing and unexpected all at once. There was a magazine called Radio Times, which wasn’t about radio at all except for a couple of pages at the back, which came as a double issue at Christmastime, which somehow made it doubly exciting.
My wife’s family passed it around among themselves, and they all circled the programmes they wanted to watch until every programme in the magazine was circled, and then it got put in a rack and never consulted again. I had a look at it once and was surprised to find that it only listed programmes for BBC1 and BBC2, which was all the BBCs there were in those days.
“There’s nothing here for ITV,” I pointed out to my future wife.
“No, you have to buy TV Times for the ITV programmes.”
I was confused again. “But if Radio Times is about TV,” I said, “shouldn’t TV Times be about radio?”
“That makes absolutely no sense,” she said, just a bit curtly, and I realised that I was still a long way from understanding her country and probably always would be.
Jenise
FLDG Dishwasher
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:45 pm
The Pacific Northest Westest
Peter May
Pinotage Advocate
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Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:24 am
Snorbens, England
Jenise wrote:Peter, though mincemeat pies actually made with beef haven't crossed your path, once upon a time they certainly did and some are probably still out there.
Jenise
FLDG Dishwasher
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:45 pm
The Pacific Northest Westest
Bill Spohn
He put the 'bar' in 'barrister'
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:31 pm
Vancouver BC
Peter May wrote: by co-incidence on Saturday The Daily Telegraph published a recipe for a minced beef and onion pie - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-dr ... ana-henry/
Peter May
Pinotage Advocate
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Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:24 am
Snorbens, England
It's a bit vague - when does 'traditional' refer to
Jenise wrote:-since you have "never known them to contain shredded beef".
Peter May
Pinotage Advocate
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Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:24 am
Snorbens, England
Bill Spohn wrote:Peter May wrote: by co-incidence on Saturday The Daily Telegraph published a recipe for a minced beef and onion pie - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-dr ... ana-henry/
Arghh! That sounded interesting but it is behind a paywall and not interested in subscribing to the Telegraph to find out if I was right!
Larry Greenly
Resident Chile Head
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Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:37 am
Albuquerque, NM
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