"I am not a crook"

I went to the grocery store today to buy a sweet potato. When I walked past a woman perusing meat, she reflexively grabbed for her purse. I informed her that I wasn't going to steal it. Geez! Maybe it was my profile on America's Most Wanted.

I went to the grocery store today to buy a sweet potato. When I walked past a woman perusing meat, she reflexively grabbed for her purse.

You should have advised her that you were not for sale

When I walked past a woman perusing meat

There are several connotations that come to mind....

connotations

Pretty big word! What does it mean?

[David M. Bueker]

connotations

Pretty big word! What does it mean?

USe your real name and we'll tell you.

[Robin Garr]

Use your real name and we'll tell you.

D'oh! That was me, David. I use that alternate persona for testing - it has no admin or moderator powers, so it lets me see the forums as a regular member would. I also have it set on a very lightweight style (PhpBBLite) which makes it practical to read the forum on my Blackberry, and I actually just grabbed Bucko's post to test that capability. As you see, it worked. If I"m going to use the 'berry to read the forum seriously, though, I'll rename the persona so it doesn't look like some fool using a nick. Er, although I guess that's what it was.

D'oh! That was me, David

Toothless old hillbilly.