Cute, Tom
Just an aside - when having to negotiate large airports (we had to go through up to three different security checks going from one end of Charles de Gaulle to the other) it was annoying to have them use different techniques. One check just ran a wand over you and scoped hand luggage, while another one made you remove shoes and belts.
They also had varying procedures on what you could carry in hand luggage - I use fountain pens and there was always uncertainty as to whether to carry them with you. There was probably a 20% chance that some bored inspector would seize and destroy one because it contained fluid that could be explosive or poisonous. Carrying in the hold, which is unpressurised means emptying every time you fly. What a PITA!
"TSA says they are going to crack down on the invasive pat-downs. In fact, one agent was transferred to another parish." –David Letterman
"At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what’s the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down." –Jay Leno