Yesterday while searching for something else on Facebook, I stumbled over a group called Whatcom Chicken Wonks. Whatcom is the name of the county I live in so I clicked on it to find that it was a gathering place for local chicken owners.
The most recent post: "Hello. ____ breed of chicken for sale. 1 year old. She lays. $20. Why are you getting rid of her you ask? Because she's a BITCH."
First response: "Crock pot!"
Second response: "Good thing they don't want to put all bitches in crock pots! [Breathes sigh of relief.]"