Adjacent stories filed by my reporters this morning:
>>Tennessee Woman Melts Bathtub Trying To Make Brisket
(Knoxville, TN) -- The bathtub might not be the best place to use a grill. A Tennessee woman started a fire after trying to barbecue a brisket in her tub. Officials say she was attempting to make the food over an open flame in the bathtub, but the head melted through the fiberglass exterior. Neither the tub or the brisket survived.
>>Half Of Produce Wasted Because It's Not Instagram Worthy
(Undated) -- Half of the produce grown in the U.S. is wasted because it is not considered Instagram worthy. A new study from the Guardian shows that about 50-percent of edible produce gets thrown out simply because it doesn't meet America's beauty standards. It's discarded because it's bruised, misshapen, discolored, or has another non harmful deformity. A North Carolina fruit and vegetable shipper told the Guardian that instead of wasting time harvesting produce grocery stores won't accept, farmers take the "ugly" food either to live stock or let it rot in the land fill.