A couple tickled my fancy:
Soliloquy of a Tortoise
on Revisiting
the Lettuce Beds
after an Interval of One Hour
while supposed
to be
Sleeping
in a Clump
of Blue Hollyhocks
"One cannot have enough
of this delicious stuff"
I'll throw in a Dickens quote from Pickwick Papers
Tongue; well, that's a wery good thing when it ain't a woman's
And an Oscar Wilde:
To make make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist - the problem is the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar.
And finally:
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness
I'll pass the book on to others to read (Jenise, want a look?)