....Hugh Acheson's blog. Mind, I just found it myself. I don't read the site and wouldn't have if I weren't awake in the middle of the night when I shouldn't and don't want to be and had run out of things to do that don't make noise. (Been there?) But Hugh's observations read like a play-by-play announcer's, (typed, apparently, while waiting for a flight out of Salt Lake City where he watched last week's episode which I thought this season's best by far) and are hilarious. He's deliciously snarky, irreverent like Bourdain but not as dark.
It's a great read for anyone interested (probably just Carrie, but that's okay) in Top Chef or, hey, just Hugh. When you're done reading the first page, just click Next Next Next until you're done. It's about five pages long.
http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-9/blogs/hugh-acheson/csi-enchanted-forest?page=0,0