by Jenise » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:04 pm
Yesterday my husband and I had lunch at one of Bellingham's coolest (and, unfortunately, few surviving) non-chain restaurants. The Old World Deli is a veritable oasis In a town whose food cravings slant ridiculously mainstream and low-brow. Nearly all the white tablecloth, fine-dining restaurants that opened in the eight years we've lived here have all closed. What's left are chain restaurants and indie joints with low aspiration-amenties like salad bars (UGH)--Olive Garden will be the last restaurant standing. Now the Deli isn't white tablecloth and I didn't mean to confuse the two, I'm just saying that this town's overall taste is fairly pathetic so when it supports something that I also like, well that's something. It doesn't hurt that the proprietor has pretty good taste in wine and though you're only paying $10 for your sandwich, you can help yourself from the wine rack to a bottle of Vieux Donjon for just $69. Not bad at all.
Nor is staring at Ryan Stiles while you eat. When he's not trying to be funny, he's actually pretty good-looking.
But anyway, Bob and I shared a muffaletta and a reuben sandwich. I've decided that this is probably the last muffaletta I'll ever order. I love salt, but dang, this sandwich was so salty that the reuben, with all that pastrami and salt-cured cabbage, tasted sweet by comparison. It got me wondering if there's actually any way to put a spread of olives and peppers on deli meats that doesn't swell your ankles. Like, soak the green olives in water first. Or buy low-sodium pepperoncini--is there such a thing? It's such a great concept, but if the condiments make it impossible to distinguish fine mortadella from fly paper, isn't something wrong?
Or is it neccessary. Maybe that's just what muffaletta needs to be to be real, the nature of the beast. Maybe the true muffaletta afficionado would argue that take away the salt, and you take away it's soul. I could buy that, but hey, I'm not arguing for zero. I don't want decaf coffee or Diet Coke, I'm not trying to impress Dr. Oz. I don't have zero tolerance. I just want balance.
Anyway, not going anywhere in particular with this. Just wanted to vent....
My wine shopping and I have never had a problem. Just a perpetual race between the bankruptcy court and Hell.--Rogov