Gird up your loins...

And head over here if you want to see what I've been working on. This is just a prelude to a relatively long series. A memoir, if you will.

Don't send your children. (I know that will get a couple of you scrambling over there.)

http://forums.egullet.org/index.php?act=home

Chef, I love your writing style. (Yes, I admit I have not seen any of your books yet)

What is that picture of? It looks to me, to be donuts being sawed in half? lol I can't figure it out for some reason...

Chef, I love your writing style. (Yes, I admit I have not seen any of your books yet)

What is that picture of? It looks to me, to be donuts being sawed in half? lol I can't figure it out for some reason...

Thanks, Skye. Yes, that's exactly what it is. I sawed my thumb in the table saw and worked in my stepfather's bakery with the whorehouse on the second story..

They asked me what I'd like to see in the graphic for part two. I told them the Eiffel Tower, a motorcycle, an SLR camera and a sculpture of a giant bronze worm. All those things will appear in the next segment.

>Yes, I admit I have not seen any of your books yet)

You and approximately 6 billion other folks.