Bagged spinach...

Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of Marijuana:

"It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag of
spinach. I'd be dead by now."

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/nelson.asp

Well he should have said it.

Or would have, had he not been stoned at the time....

Mike

Well he should have said it.

Or would have, had he not been stoned at the time....

Mike

Yep, and in the end it don't make no nevermind nohow. Who gives a flying flip whether he said it or not?

I thought he was dead. Isn't he dead?

I thought he was dead. Isn't he dead?

Nah, he's still around. You're thinking of the other guy. He's dead.

Reminds me of Richard Pryor's comment about Michael Jackson going up in flames doing a commercial for Coca Cola: "When I burned my face for coke, at least it was for the real thing!"

If Willie Nelson didn't say this, he should have.

-Paul W.