Dinner options (humor)

[Jenise]

A scene that could have taken place at many of our homes:


Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied, "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."

A scene that could have taken place at many of our homes:


Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied, "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."

That conversation plays out a bit differently in our household:

Jean: What would you like for dinner tonight? Boeuf Bourguignon?
me: Sure! That sounds great!
Jean: Great! Could you make enough for me, too?

Mark Lipton

A scene that could have taken place at many of our homes:


Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied, "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."

Not only that, but the cat's dinner would cost more than mine.

So funny, so many times Gene has heard me talking to the dogs while preparing their breakfast or dinner and he thinks I am speaking to him.

Our house almost every day-

Geo-" What would you like for dinner?
Answer-" I don't know."
Geo response-"braised, broiled, baked, smoked or sauteed?"
Then I cook what ever I feel like or have the energy to make.