"The dining room table comes with the house"

[Jenise]

By god, I hope so. Great table, though, isn't it?

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/03/30/greathomesanddestinations/20100330-wyg.html#13

The table is great. The rest of the decor? Not so great.

[Jenise]

The table is great. The rest of the decor? Not so great.

Kind of what I meant. The table's the only good thing in the room.

Jeez, like bad 60s retro chic.

And in California that table would be like, so feh.

Teburu!

[Jenise]

Jeez, like bad 60s retro chic.

And in California that table would be like, so feh.

Oh I love the table. But it would have to be the only thing like itself in a very light, modern room, not the dark, cluttered mess this place is.

What the hell do you expect for a mere $674,900? Isn't that the going rate for a one-bed, one bath starter home nowadays?

The table is great. The rest of the decor? Not so great.

Kind of what I meant. The table's the only good thing in the room.

For a minute there I thought I was having a flashback to the Black Whale restaurant in Marina Del Rey in 1969. Isn't it called "endangered tree decor?" Scary.
However, I thought the picture on the wall above the dining area was even more emblematic.

[Jenise]

The table is great. The rest of the decor? Not so great.

Kind of what I meant. The table's the only good thing in the room.

For a minute there I thought I was having a flashback to the Black Whale restaurant in Marina Del Rey in 1969. Isn't it called "endangered tree decor?" Scary.
However, I thought the picture on the wall above the dining area was even more emblematic.

You mean the swapmeet/Tijuana-roadside-vendor palm tree rug/wall-hanging? I can't believe the RE agent didn't make them take it down.