What, no vegetables?

[Jenise]

Obviously, the burglar was male....

HILLSDALE, N.J. — Police in a New Jersey town say someone broke into a restaurant and cooked a chicken and rice dish before fleeing – leaving behind a pile of dirty dishes.

They say the hungry burglar on Saturday broke through an exhaust fan in the back wall of the Matsu Sushi Grill in Hillsdale, a town of 10,000 residents just northwest of New York City. The burglar got chicken from a freezer and cooked it with rice in a frying pan.

Detective Robert Francaviglia (frank-uh-VIL'-ee-uh) says the burglar ignored $200 in the cash register and took only the chicken and rice.

Interesting that the article found it necessary to use phonetics on the detective's name. Anyone from the Northeast would be able to handle that name without cue card.

Though I might have said VEEL-ya, not Vil-ee-ah