Pork: the new Viagra?

[Jenise]

http://www.ecanadanow.com/health/2010/02/01/will-pork-get-things-going-better-than-viagra/

Two things: one visit to a factory farm would quell the effect of a handful of Viagra. That looks a lot like a former girlfriend of mine.

Ah, but now we come up with one of those eternal dilemmas.......given the choice between bacon and sex......etc....

[Jenise]

Ah, but now we come up with one of those eternal dilemmas.......given the choice between bacon and sex......etc....

Ah, but no choice required. Eat the bacon, jump in the sack. It's probably a time-sensitive proposition.

[Jenise]

And why am I suddenly reminded of the American dog food commercial for bacon-flavored treats called something like Beggin' Treats? Bacon...begging...sex...not related, right?

And why am I suddenly reminded of the American dog food commercial for bacon-flavored treats called something like Beggin' Treats? Bacon...begging...sex...not related, right?

Right.

Ah, but now we come up with one of those eternal dilemmas.......given the choice between bacon and sex......etc....

Ah, but no choice required. Eat the bacon, jump in the sack. It's probably a time-sensitive proposition.

Just came back from a bar where we had a couple of cocktails and an awesome dish of thick, crispy pork belly with an over-easy (HA!) quail egg on top.

Hmmmmm.........

[Jenise]

Ah, but now we come up with one of those eternal dilemmas.......given the choice between bacon and sex......etc....

Ah, but no choice required. Eat the bacon, jump in the sack. It's probably a time-sensitive proposition.

Just came back from a bar where we had a couple of cocktails and an awesome dish of thick, crispy pork belly with an over-easy (HA!) quail egg on top.

Hmmmmm.........

Hope it went well!

We went to a small dinner party tonight where this subject came up as we guests were presented with a dessert of chocolate cream in a shot glass with a piece of bacon (Billionaire's Bacon, baked with a coating of brown sugar) standing up in the middle. It was a very impressive presentation, but then we noticed that our host's glass did not appear to have one. No, he said, it's there, but it sank. "In other words," I offered, "your bacon's not happy to see you?"

So, Jenise, is Bob getting a steady diet of pork chops for dinner these days (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)?

Mark Lipton

Just don't make my mistake and yell out "Hey, fat back!" when she serves you

Aw, you're just posting that to try and get a rise out of us.....

Signed, Perky Pig