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Choosing Restaurants (humor)

by Jenise » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:46 pm

(Thanks to Nadine.)

A group of 40 year old guys who have been buddies since college meet and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the waitress's there wear low-cut blouses and short skirts.

Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. It is finally agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is excellent too.

Another ten years later, at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally, it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace in quiet and the restaurant is smoke-free.

Another ten years pass and at 70 years of age the group again makes plans to meet for dinner and discuss possible venues. This time it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant in wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

Miraculously, after another ten years all members of the group, now in their 80s, are still alive and wanting to meet up again. Possible restaurants are discussed, and this time they agree that the Gausthof zum Lowen sounds like a great idea because none of them have been there before.
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Re: Choosing Restaurants (humor)

by Carrie L. » Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:08 pm

Someone just sent that to me in an email this week. So funny!
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Re: Choosing Restaurants (humor)

by Shel T » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:56 pm

LOL it's very funny but...as ones age advances, it's a little too close to home!
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Re: Choosing Restaurants (humor)

by Philip Aron » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:09 am

I have absolutely no problem with my memory ,only with what I forget.
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Re: Choosing Restaurants (humor)

by Paul Winalski » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:01 pm

Senior citizen bar pick-up line: "Do I come here often?"

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Re: Choosing Restaurants (humor)

by Philip Aron » Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:02 pm

Same pick up bar another senior asks his friend "do you remember the good old days when we chased around after all the beautiful girls here"?
Friend answers ,sure I remember , just that I have forgotten why.

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