Is it fairly easy? Modest? Difficult?
Any good (or bad) experiences/recipes/ideas for anyone making homemade french fries for the first time?
Any essential oils/potatoes/seasonings/equipment that might turn my first batch of homemade french fries into world class?

Should I expect the kitchen (or myself) to go up in flames while doing this or should I be reasonably safe?

Perhaps I should google around and find some interesting "homemade french fries" ideas as well but I figured it couldn't hurt to check in here and see if anyone has attempted these all-american classics at home before...
P.S. Yes, I still plan to use Heinz 57 ketchup with these (sparingly), unless I'm turned on to a frie seasoning so seductive that I won't be able to envision dipping them in the classic red pleasure. It might take one heck of a seasoning!

Thanks for the help!
Jeff