Eat your hearts out!

[Jenise]

I'm having fresh Alaskan halibut for lunch. And it's my fourth halibut meal in two weeks! The fiddies are definitely in.

Eating lots of fish just for the halibut, eh?

-Paul W.

[Jenise]

Eating lots of fish just for the halibut, eh?

-Paul W.

Couldn't you have floundered around a bit and found something more original to say?

He's got no sole, Jenise, because he's perched out there on the rugged east coast.

Thank Cod you don't have to live there, eh?

The standard of whiting has dropped in this plaice

The standard of whiting has dropped in this plaice

Holy Mackerel! Stop your carping already, Ian.

Mark Lipton

All these bad puns are giving me a haddock. I hope I don't have to see a sturgeon to get rid of it.

Clam up, Doug. You're just being crabby.

This plaice isn't breaming over with punsters like it used to be. Kinda shad, isn't it? Wonder why? I'll have to mullet it over for a while.

Clam up, Doug. You're just being crabby.

Hey, who let the crustaceans and mollusks in? (who? who?) Something's fishy here!

Mark Lipton

A, balone. This thread smelt fishy from the beginning.

[David M. Bueker]

Mind if I mussel in on the punning?

The thread seems to have drifted pretty far from its intended porpoise.

-Paul W.

[David M. Bueker]

You are a shark observer.

But his herring isn't too keen.

We're definitely skate-ing on thin ice here, with all these puns.

But at least Jenise's halibut isn't badly fried calamari (greasy squid stuff).

-Paul W.

It's getting tough to stay up with current events in this thread. I admit I had to flounder around to come up with another pun. This will have to tide me over for awhile, I think.

[David M. Bueker]

I seaweed better stop now.

I seaweed better stop now.

If only we could. I can't kelp myself.

[David M. Bueker]

If you're angling for a reply keep fishing. I'm not taking the bait.

Saury! I wouldn't treat an old chum like that.

My son Tim just went to Anchorage for a one week vacation. He called me last night and had just finished a dinner of halibut and king crab. He said he would bring me back some halibut.

My son Tim just went to Anchorage for a one week vacation. He called me last night and had just finished a dinner of halibut and king crab. He said he would bring me back some halibut.

The halibut of it is....will it be fresh by the time it gets to New Yawk state? Or, will it be fresher than fresh ie; flash frozen? Also known as fresh again?

Very impressive punning. I bow to the excellence here...wish I could pun that sentence, but...it's a craft I haven't honed...