Well, I guess this was inevitable

Starbucks will sell instant coffee.

Then again, maybe I'll like this better than their brewed coffee, which I find detestable.

Pretty much agree with you.

Let us never forget that the person who first found the way to instant coffee was George Washington. No, not THE George Washington but a George Washington at any rate. I have it on reliable sources that on the same day the man paved the way for instant coffee a group of angels petitioned the Lord and the Lord, after tasting this stuff, sent Mr. Washington straight to permanent hell fire and damnation. The ways of the Lord are wise*.

Best
Rogov

*Well, sometimes.