by Jenise » Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:09 pm
You guys are so interesting!
For years, though I loved tea, I felt pretty wedded to my morning cup. Tea any other time of day but I really liked coffee right off the bat. Never felt I needed it, though, until I had to give up caffeine for awhile medically and found myself having a month-long withdrawal headache. That was about ten years ago and I found the experience so disturbing that I vowed I wouldn't go back to caff, however I just couldn't make myself like decaf in spite of the fact that I went to some effort to locate great versions--for awhile, I had all my coffee shipped in from a roaster in Indiana. I lived in California at the time. Then a few years ago I realized how good green tea would be for my husband, a cancer patient, and about the same time discovered French Press coffee. So nowadays we drink mostly tea, but some days coffee sounds better and we make that choice. Never drink more than a cup each, though, and I'm happy to report that on the days we don't have coffee, which is the majority, we don't feel any pangs of withdrawal and we have no other source of caffeine in our diet. I now feel that the morning cuppa is more about the warmth than the caffeine. On warm days we often skip hot bevs altogether and just drink orange juice. I do find that the bit of natural sugar is a good energizer.
True coffee-related story: A friend of mine named Gary really just can't get going in the morning without coffee. He's slow as a slug until he has at least two cups. He makes coffee only for himself because his wife leaves for work much earlier and doesn't drink coffee until she gets to work. So Gary gets up one morning and finds the coffee bin empty. In a frenzy he tears apart the kitchen thinking there must be more somewhere, but there isn't. So he thinks, "Morrie will have coffee." Morrie and Gary have been best friends since high school, even moving to this neighborhood at the same time so they could eventually enjoy retirement together. He calls but there's no answer. However, he's certain Morrie's home so, still half asleep, he gets in his golf cart and drives halfway across the neighborhood to Morrie's house to borrow coffee. Gary's golf cart is electric, so it's silent in Forward and in Reverse it goes BING BING BING. He pulls into their driveway which is very narrow because it's a view lot and the parking area is actually uphill and in back of the house, as is the front door. Morrie and Lynn's bedroom is right there on the uphill driveway corner. The parking deck's full of cars because Morrie was cleaning out the garage. There is no room to turn the cart around, and so the first thing Gary notices after putting the cart in Park about eight feet from that bedroom window is that he'll have to back down the driveway. The second thing that enters his very thick, caffeine-deprived skull is that the bedroom window is open and coming out of the window is the unmistakeable sound of his best friend and his best friend's wife having a very spirited session of lovemaking. Apparently, Lynn, who is famous for her uproarious laugh, is no less quiet in this mode.
So he's STUCK. He is so very very stuck. He can't back down that driveway, and he can't not listen. So he waits, and he marvels at the fact that even this does not fully wake him up while he contemplates what he'll do when it's finally safe to move. Does he wait until he hears the shower go on (please God, he thinks, let them need a shower) and attempt to back down the driveway then or does he ring the doorbell. The dilemma is that if he does the first, he has to get out fast because if one of them heads for the kitchen they'll see him drive away. If he waits, how long does he wait? How long would be long enough for them not to think he was sitting outside their bedroom window listening to this most private of things?
It proved too much for his addled brain to sort out, and his own needs were too great. He rang the doorbell, and when Morrie answered he said, "Listen, buddy, I've been out here all morning listening to and Lynn go at it, and I'm going to be late to work because of you. Now give me some coffee."
This is why they didn't answer the phone.
My wine shopping and I have never had a problem. Just a perpetual race between the bankruptcy court and Hell.--Rogov