New Fad Cancer-preventing diet!

I read in an AP story today that drinking 17 beers and eating four large pizzas every day will prevent prostate cancer.

Now, here's a fad diet that makes sense!

You'd think we'd have an extremely low incidence of prostate cancer in this country.

Now, if we could just get men to waddle in for the test.

[Jenise]

Chef said:

waddle in

I think you may have hit the nail on the head: the diet's afficionados don't live long enough to get diagnosed.

The latex glove is on. Line up....

The latex glove is on. Line up....

I worked in a hospital for 9 years and quckly learned to never, ever turn my back on glove-wearing physician!