Stuart Yaniger wrote:My favorite Germany story:
After a little while, the food came out- pad thai tofu for me, a green curry for him. We each bit into our dishes and, in synchrony, just stopped and stared. And in synchrony, we both burst out laughing.
The food didn't taste bad, it just had no flavor whatsoever. None. Zero. And the rice noodles had the texture of school paste.
What a hoot! I can sure see that happening given my experience with blandness in Germany. Just look at the cars. The Italians make cars that remind you of a luscious young woman - attractive in appearance (sadly, under the surface - of the cars, not the women - is another story - they are not 'detail' people). The Germans make very reliable cars that seem to have no spirit to them at all, no character. The old ones even had control knobs that looked like they were made of congealed skim milk.
I won't push the comparison to include French cars, which are just downright weird. Never owned one, probably never will, althoug a Manic GT crossed my path once and I almost twitched - but that was French Canadian anyway.
An aside on your audio aspect (I forget, are you mostly a vacuum head, if you'll forgive the term?). My Godson has recently acquired a USB turntable. I have zero experience with these but might be interested in digitizing some oddball LPs to send to friends, mostly with the intention of conveying content, not necessarily fidelity. Aside from mild concerns about letting some undistinguished stylus caress the grooves of any favourite LPs, do these things generally do a decent job?