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Gary Barlettano
Pappone di Vino
1909
Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:50 pm
In a gallon jug far, far away ...
Gary Barlettano
Pappone di Vino
1909
Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:50 pm
In a gallon jug far, far away ...
Martin Barz wrote:you have sharp eyes!
Gary Barlettano wrote:Martin Barz wrote:you have sharp eyes!
That's because I eat a lot of carrots.
Jenise
FLDG Dishwasher
43588
Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:45 pm
The Pacific Northest Westest
Jenise wrote:Gary, a friend of mine once told me that as a young boy, his mother told him eating carrots would improve his eyesight. On another occasion she told him that looking at pictures of naked girls would ruin his eyesight. Then and only then did he start eating his carrots: and of course, kept looking at the pictures.
Jenise
FLDG Dishwasher
43588
Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:45 pm
The Pacific Northest Westest
Gary Barlettano
Pappone di Vino
1909
Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:50 pm
In a gallon jug far, far away ...
Jenise wrote:Gary, a friend of mine once told me that as a young boy, his mother told him eating carrots would improve his eyesight. On another occasion she told him that looking at pictures of naked girls would ruin his eyesight. Then and only then did he start eating his carrots: and of course, kept looking at the pictures.
Maria Samms
Picky Eater Pleaser
1272
Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:42 pm
Morristown, NJ
Jenise
FLDG Dishwasher
43588
Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:45 pm
The Pacific Northest Westest
Martin Barz wrote:P.S. Maria, be careful I used dry prunes!
Jenise wrote:...as well as an unflattering term for an old woman of less-than-congenial disposition, such that the marketing organization for Oregon's plum crops have officially dropped 'prune' in favor of 'dried plum'.
Jenise
FLDG Dishwasher
43588
Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:45 pm
The Pacific Northest Westest
celia wrote:Funny how a "sugar plum" can turn into an old "prune" with age..
Gary Barlettano
Pappone di Vino
1909
Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:50 pm
In a gallon jug far, far away ...
celia wrote:Nah...we'll never be thin enough to wrinkle, love. What was Gary's description again ? Oh yes, that's right..."Crisco in a latex glove"...
Maria Samms
Picky Eater Pleaser
1272
Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:42 pm
Morristown, NJ
Gary Barlettano wrote:That sounds like something I'd say, but did I say that?
Gary Barlettano
Pappone di Vino
1909
Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:50 pm
In a gallon jug far, far away ...
celia wrote:Gary Barlettano wrote:[
That sounds like something I'd say, but did I say that?
Yes, you did. It's far too witty to be something I made up.
Gary Barlettano wrote:celia wrote:Gary Barlettano wrote:[
Det war jut!
Jenise wrote:Martin Barz wrote:P.S. Maria, be careful I used dry prunes!
Martin, no problem with misinterpretation by most Americans--to us, a 'prune' is always dried fruit, where 'plum' would be the fresh version. It might amuse you to know that prunes also enjoy a certain reputation as a treatment for constipation as well as an unflattering term for an old woman of less-than-congenial disposition, such that the marketing organization for Oregon's plum crops have officially dropped 'prune' in favor of 'dried plum'.
Paul Winalski
Wok Wielder
8492
Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:16 pm
Merrimack, New Hampshire
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