What I learned today (Take Two)

[Jenise]

Today I learned that mayonnaise is more likely of Spanish origins than French, and that Hellman's/Best Foods sell 13,000 ounces of mayo a minute. Euw.

I love Mayonnaise, especially Dukes, but we cannot get that in our area unless we order. I do not use it anymore except for a Sirracha Mayo when I make my good BLT sandwiches for my eldest son. I substitute low-calorie Greek yogurt, sour cream, or mashed avocado, depending on the application. I wonder how those statistics were gathered.