The Omnipresent Rachel Ray

Paul, any chance of wanting some of her wallpaper??? I have an offer you cannot refuse.
She looks a lot better since the plastic surgery btw.

Just who the hell IS this Rachel Ray person, anyway? I don't watch television. Am I supposed to know who she is? Aside from looking pretty in a vacant, bimboesque way, is she supposed to be some sort of food authority?

She and a few mediocre recipes were plastered all over the last box of Ritz crackers that I bought.

-Paul W.

I do not like what RR puts forth as food. But in her defense I will say that she came from a very poor, very humble background and has managed to make a gazillion dollars selling EASY food to IMPATIENT Americans. Good for her. Do I like her recipes? No. But that doesn't really matter.