Why does this confuse me?

Well, I think it IS pretty terrible when I can't find a local supermarket that sells pork that isn't doctored with saline solution.

-Paul W.

Darn pigs!

I prefer to crochet them.

Well, I think it IS pretty terrible when I can't find a local supermarket that sells pork that isn't doctored with saline solution.

-Paul W.

Darn pigs!

I agree! We need the DEA to investigate, find the source of that illegal saline solution and arrest the sellers! Then an intervention with the pigs, get them to kick their habit.