"No Woman Jerk"?......no, I won't, it's too easy.....
As far as adulterants, I am pretty much a straight ahead 'against' kind of guy.
Single malt whisky was just fine for hundreds of years without needing 6 different wood treatments to catch the eye of bored yuppies and entice them into spending money on these strange concoctions.
No coffee I have ever had benefits from the addition of anything much in the way of sweet or nutty flavours, although I admit to adding cardamom or cinnamon when I am in the mood.
I could argue (though not entirely seriously) that oak constitutes an adulterant in wine and masks the natural fruit flavours, sometimes onscuring just about everything, at least for many years.
Caraway seeds added to cheese? No, and I agree that such additions are usually done to make a really bland cheese stand out.
I do have some adulterants I find to be acceptable, and the example of a truffled Brie is one of them. Adding Port to Stilton, OTOH, strikes me as an offence punishable by hanging from a meat hook by your private parts whether you come at it from the point of view of a wine fancier or a cheese aficionado. Don't ask me to explain my reasoning as to why one is OK, and one isn't, it's just the way I feel.
Maybe there should be a 'pass' for any foodstuff that has truffles added, I don't know.
PS - Jenise, I shall reserve judgement on your Jerk cheese - at least until you have the chance to bring a chunk up here for me to form my own opinions (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?)