Favorite Wine Puns

Something Dave wrote sparked this.

My favorite of the ones I came up with is "The World Is My Oster".

Hanna Selbach liked it.

My intent was for folks to jump in.

This white Burgundy is closed in and going through a dumb stage. It's a Marcel Meursault.

-Paul W.

Is math + wine allowed? What's purple and commutes. An abelian grape.

Is wine + philosophy allowed? What is Parker's favourite French philosopher? Maurice Merlot-Pointy.

Oy. Don't get me started on the phenomenological reduction.

[Robin Garr]

Now that everyone is doing carryout, Lynch-Bages is enjoying a sales boom.

[Jenise]

Philipponnat champagnes are excellent medicine: at our house we call them "Dr. Phil".

well done, Robin

Back when it was first released I bought 6 bottles of Auguste Clape 1985 Cornas. The wine merchant said, "Six bottles? You mean you don't want a case of the Clape?"

I requested advice on buying Burgundy from my wine merchant. I told him, "I have a Beaune to pick with you."

And then there's Bugs Bunny choosing a Port: "You realize, of course, that this means Warre?"

Or the wine enthusiast's nursery rhyme: "Piesporter hot, Piesporter cold, Piesporter Goldtroepfchen, nine years old."

-Paul W.

Pessav-Leognan sounds very much like "stopped jerking off" in hebrew.

[David M. Bueker]

I thought my latest thread title was decent. Not my best, but decent.