Vintage Cask Aged Robitussin!
Given the alcohol and fruitiness of certain zinfandels out there now, I say...Why not?
“This is an upscale product for the cold and flu sufferer with a discerning palate,” said Pfizer spokesman Mark Dumont, who went on to describe Robitussin Reserve as a premium version of the classic medication, one that effectively relieves the toughest chest congestion with “a delicate smoothness and complex aromatics.” “This fine vintage provides multi-symptom relief while satisfying the tastes of even the most refined connoisseur. It is well-balanced, elegant, and loosens phlegm and mucus with minimal drowsiness.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pfizer ... sin,37092/