Best Wine/Internet spam EVER!

[Robin Garr]

I don't know if this is a new high or a new low, but it sure hit my funnybone to get this in my mailbox!

Dear Wine Writer,

This may have ended up in your spam folder so we are sending it again.

Have you ever dreamed about having your own extremely profitable website
like Robin Garr's Wineloverspage.com or Robert Parker's Wine Advocate?

Now you can with no cash payment to us up front.

what do you DO with all that money, Robin?

Wow - you're Robert Parker?!

Big money - Gates money - GARR MONEY!

Robin, your monopolistic, obscene profit-making days are OVER, buddy!

[Robin Garr]

Robin, your monopolistic, obscene profit-making days are OVER, buddy!

Dang!

Robin,

What a hoot!

You should be flattered that a spammer is citing your wineloverspage as a major success story. And YOU GOT TOP BILLING over Robert Parker!

But hey--if you're making all that oodles of hedonistic money at this--we your members all want our cut.

-Paul W.

I don't know if this is a new high or a new low, but it sure hit my funnybone to get this in my mailbox!

Dear Wine Writer,

This may have ended up in your spam folder so we are sending it again.

Have you ever dreamed about having your own extremely profitable website
like Robin Garr's Wineloverspage.com or Robert Parker's Wine Advocate?

Now you can with no cash payment to us up front.

...as Robin is responding from his yacht drinking a 59 Latour on his way to the Bahamas...

At least they are putting you in good company!