Why hubby shouldn't be allowed to help in the wine cellar

[Jenise]

He farts.

He farts.

LOL!!! Thanks for sharing, Jenise!

Not fond of the barnyardy Rhones, eh?

[Jenise]

Bucko, if only his were that good. Now excuse me, I have to go back to my oxygen tent.

Not my buddy Bob.. no way.... that man is a saint. Come on, Jenise... no way...

Should have put a TMI alert on that one, Jenise!

[David M. Bueker]

Two words: share less

He farts.

By all means! Especially when he rips a loud one that shakes up all the sediment in the bottles.

Two words: share less

But don't you that sharing is caring?

[Jenise]

Not my buddy Bob.. no way.... that man is a saint. Come on, Jenise... no way...

He IS a saint. But he's also a man, and you men have this problem from time to time. I just wish he wouldn't have it on days we spend two hours in the cellar together putting wine away.

He IS a saint. But he's also a man, and you men have this problem from time to time. I just wish he wouldn't have it on days we spend two hours in the cellar together putting wine away.

Oh, come on! You cannot expect anyone to believe that women are never flatulent.

Oh, come on! You cannot expect anyone to believe that women are never flatulent.

Good one ...

Anatomy is anatomy, no matter what political correctness may try to say ...

Otto, maybe women are more likely to "Take it outside"?

Oh, come on! You cannot expect anyone to believe that women are never flatulent.

Hey now! The nuns who taught me in grade school never farted.

[Jenise]

Oh, come on! You cannot expect anyone to believe that women are never flatulent.

Otto, anyone will react to a bean burrito. But do women have the same degree of transgressions as men? No. I don't know why, but no.

And Paul, if no one else has explained the facts of life to you then I must: anatomy is not anatomy. I can breast feed, you can't. You have a beard, I don't. Girls are different: try one sometime!

You have a beard, I don't.

But I know several women who do.....

And Paul, if no one else has explained the facts of life to you then I must: anatomy is not anatomy. I can breast feed, you can't. You have a beard, I don't. Girls are different: try one sometime!

Jenise, I was talking about one homologous orifice and only one.

[Jenise]

You have a beard, I don't.

But I know several women who do.....

That's why they invented Tweezerman.

He farts.

LOLOLOL!!!! Thank you for the laugh!

Hey...the wine bottles don't know any difference.


A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

[Jenise]

Tim, yahbut I do! And the room's only 10 x 10. I'd have suffocated if I hadn't been laughing so hard.

I'll just thank you for not going into florid wine-geek descriptors on the sensory characteristics of said emanations.

EDIT: And God help us if Stuart catches onto this thread....


Mike