So the Dorks of York occasionally take a break from themes and have an Open, in which everyone tries to stump the chumps. Present were wine retailer John and wife Nancy, ex-wine retailer and now-distributor Gabe and wife Melissa, wine nut Allen, and newbies Brad and Bronwyn who met when he was painting the house next door and uphill from the house she was sunbathing nude on the roof of, which is one of the best "how we met" stories I've ever heard. For him, it was love at first sight. Literally. All the wines were served blind.
The Whites
1) Lemon, guava and ginger with great acidity. Bright and refreshing. And it's a Spanish Muscat, of all things. 2010 Gessami from the Pinedes.
2) (My wine) Cheesy nose, funky, white grapefruit, pears, passion fruit, fennel starfruit and grass. Big bodied but balanced. Melissa: "my new breakfast wine!" Took some doing to get the group to zero in on Siegerrebbe, and they were stunned when they found out it's origins: a vineyard on Lake Whatcom, which is practically downtown Bellingham comparatively speaking. 2010 Terranova.
3) Fresh and clean like line-dried laundry. Pale and clear. No apparent oak, green grapes, but the flavor built and built. Unfortunately, I didn't takes notes on what those new flavors were. However, it reminded me of an Italian white I once had from Piedemonte, which I said and which amazing turned out to be right in terms of origins. However, I hadn't a clue about the grapes. Turns out, it's a nebbiolo blanc with 6% chardonnay. My notes don't do it justice, but I thought so much of it I bought two bottles yesterday. ($15.99). 2010 La Novella Chiavennasca.
4) Nose of urine sample taken about one hour after a vitamin B hormone shot. Which blew off a bit, but not completely. It was clearly an off bottle. Gabe's wine, and oddly I didn't write down the name--with that description, you might not even be curious, but Gabe swears other bottles he's opened weren't like that--it was a pinot noir blanc from Italy.
5) Almost clear, clean, orange blossom fragrance, persistent fine bubble. Has to be a Vinho Verde, and it is. A nice one. 2010 Calamares.
The Reds
6) Grapey and floral at first, though it firmed up and developed some good earthiness. Good, with upside potential. 2009 Podere Ruggeri Corsini, Langhe, a nebbiolo, dolcetto and barbera blend.
7) Ooh, great nose. Cabby. More acidity and dryness than we expect in California but not austere enough for Bordeaux, great spice, earth and balance. Excellent. 2006 Clos du Val Stags Leap District Cabernet.
it's the 2007 L'Ecole No. 41 'Apogee', their flagship cab blend. Excellent. This won WOTN honors from the new couple.
9) Burnt rubber, violets, asphalt, green olives, tomato leaf and black pepper. Gotta be a northern Rhone, only question was whether it was Crozes or St. Joseph. The latter. Excellent. 2007 Domaine Faury VV, St. Joseph.
10) (my wine again) Smoke, rubber, strawberry, black currant, barnyard but within limits, gamey, clove, pepper and watermelon. The nose is huge, the palate's huge, the finish endless, and the combination of complex flavors is hypnotic but unfamiliar. Everybody but the new couple are instantly and madly in love with this, but no one can figure it out. John and Gabe start with Europe and Syrah and go on from the super obvious to the far less obvious, naming virtually every vinifera and every grape-growing region worthy of producing a quality wine like this. The guesswork becomes palpably painful when I then inform them that this is a grape that each always has on their shelf. And it only gets worse when I tell them that the grape is a cross. Nothing, NOTHING in their experience with South Africa and Pinotage prepared them for a wine like this. And of course I knew what it was--1998 Kanonkop Pinotage--but I was almost there with them as though I bought it because I liked it, I never guessed it could develop this kind of magnificence. It was truly a great, masterful wine at the most perfect point in its life. Wish I had a second bottle. WOTN for the remaining six of us, without hesitation.

