I've been waiting years for this: USB Wine!

Too weird! Here's the subject of some spam that hit my Inbox this weekend:

Subject: Pontet-Canet USB flash drive & bottle of wine

I was sure that you'd received the same.

Mark Lipton

I imagine you need two ports, one for white and one for red, lest you contaminate one with the other. Pretty funny shtick!

So if you used one of these to dispense Warre, followed by Graham's, followed by Dow's, followed by Taylor, followed by Quinta do Noval, would that make them . . .

(wait for it)

serial Ports?

-Paul W. (running for cover)

serial Ports?

-Paul W. (running for cover)

Does anyone know what a Serial Port is these days???

serial Ports?

-Paul W. (running for cover)

Does anyone know what a Serial Port is these days???

I think that means if the vintages follow each other....wait..shouldn't that be Vertical Ports?

[Robin Garr]

YOU MUST BE OVER 21 to SEE IT

C'est vrais?

The Website clearly says, "Interdit au moins de 16 ans."

YOU MUST BE OVER 21 to SEE IT

C'est vrais?
The Website clearly says, "Interdit au moins de 16 ans."

Those are French years ... somewhat like dog years ... they get older faster so 16 French years equate to 21 U.S. years. The conversion is easier using the metric system though.

I do Neil you computer snob you! My printer is hooked up to one!

serial Ports?

-Paul W. (running for cover)

Does anyone know what a Serial Port is these days???

Paul, don't quit your day job.
Neil, unfortunately, yes, I do. Parallell, too.

So if you used one of these to dispense Warre, followed by Graham's, followed by Dow's, followed by Taylor, followed by Quinta do Noval, would that make them . . .

(wait for it)

serial Ports?

-Paul W. (running for cover)

Ouch.


And if you used it for Jaboulet's "Parallele 45"?

Ah, what I would give for a glass of Cybernet Sauvignon!