You might be a wine geek...

If a waitress at a diner hands you an unopened bottle of Red Hot and you instinctively pull a wine key out of your pocket and remove the plastic covering with the knife as if it were a foil capsule.

If you find yourself unconsciously swirling the glass of water that you hold, or sucking air through your iced tea to aerate it.

Mark Lipton

If you find yourself unconsciously swirling the glass of water that you hold, or sucking air through your iced tea to aerate it.

Mark Lipton

Why would someone with your name drink iced tea?

... if you slap your kid upside the head for holding the wine glass by the bowl.

... if you peruse the "wine list" at a local brewing company and decide the best choice is Diet Coke.

If you ask for the vintage on the motor oil before it is poured into the car.

You ask for an ice bucket for your bottle of Evian... and ask for proper stemware.

If you spend most of your Holiday Thanksgiving weekend racking or transferring 190 gals of wine.

Salute

If you spend most of your Holiday Thanksgiving weekend racking or transferring 190 gals of wine.

Salute

Gee, I only did 85 gallons this weekend. I feel like a slacker.