<b>Wonder Wine Gadgets That Would Win Over Geeks</b>
If you have other ideas for similar "products," let's hear 'em!

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Robin Garr wrote:This is chuckle-worthy, although I'm not sure the author fully realizes how closely his fiction emulates some of the more sleazy "wine accessories" actually seeking customers out there in the real world ...
<b>Wonder Wine Gadgets That Would Win Over Geeks</b>
If you have other ideas for similar "products," let's hear 'em!
Paul Winalski
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:16 pm
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Mark Lipton wrote:Very good, Robin. The one idea that comes to mind is the Wine Scoring Dipstick™ [1]: it's a device equipped with a probe that, when dipped into your glass of wine, produces a numerical rating (100-point scale of course), thereby saving you the tedium of tasting, thinking about or analyzing the wine you're drinking while still permitting you to enliven conversation by blurting out "Fantastic! A 96 point wine!"
Mark Lipton
[1] Now, now! If you thought I was referring to a person you have a cynical mindset.
Paul Winalski
Wok Wielder
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:16 pm
Merrimack, New Hampshire
Bob Ross wrote:Extract:
Egg Beaters
I'm speaking here of the classic hand-turned egg beater. I've always loved these, because they seemed like they were capable of so much more than stiffening egg whites.
You could call it the "Parker pointer".
-Paul W.
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