OW Holmes wrote:Wine is superior to beer because:
1) Nobody ever built a beer cellar.
2) Nobody pays >$100 for a bottle of beer.
3) Nobody buys a case of beer to put down for their newborn's 21st birthday.
4) Nobody swirls beer.
5) Nobody debates whether the '89 budwieser was better than the '90.
6) Nobody collects expensive beer openers. In fact, Oster doesn't even make an electric beer opener.
7) There is no "beer advocate," "beer spectator" or other rating system for beer.
8 ) Nobody debates the proper closure for beer.
9) Nobody spends weeks touring the beer vineyards of France, Italy, Spain or anywhere else for that matter.
10) And while I may be wrong on every one of the above reasons, no one can argue with this: There is no beer table at MoCOOL!!!
What a wonderful troll!
1) Except for me - currently 100 bottles or so of beers that benefit from short term (1-2 years) bottle age.
2) I don't, but I have tasted several. And some of them are stupendous.
3) True, I won't do so if I ever get children, but having tasted Chimay from the early '80s recently (this was when Chimay still made good stuff, btw, unlike today) I know that some beers not only last but also improve for decades.
4) I do
5) That's because Bud is crap! But there are many "vintage" beers where the differences between years are strong. And beer geeks do debate them.
6-10) nothing to add to others' answers
I don't drink wine because of religious reasons ... only for other reasons.