
I sort of doubt you speak for the average Frenchman. Maybe the average Alex, and maybe even the average Bordelais, sure.
But what I have experienced in my extensive travels through many areas of France---including some of the areas you mentioned----simply does not comport with your claims, Alex.
Muscadet and cheese, okay, fine. But I have had plenty----plenty---of cheeses with wines, sponsored by the locals, in the local boites and restaurants, and consumed eagerly by the locals. I'd counter Muscadet with Sancerre: the match of a Montrachet and Sancerre, or Pouilly-Fume is unavoidable (and rightly so!)
And the sturdy folk of Alsace don't consume cheese with their wine? Since when, pray tell?
It has been my experience that each province, each region, sometimes each town, has it's own combination of typical cheese and wine, and when that happens, the cheese and the wine almost inevitably ends up together (along with the local bread, of course, to complete the Holy Triumvirate).
